Monologue Tax
73% of drawn Monologue Tax copies are cast before the game ends, and decks that resolved it won 32% of those games across 106 tracked participations.
Monologue Tax sits in 344 of the 8036 distinct Commander decks tracked on Playgroup Live, a 4% inclusion rate that reflects its niche fit: a white enchantment that punishes opponents for casting two or more spells per turn, generating a Treasure token each time they do.
When the card reaches a hand, it gets cast 73% of the time. Median first cast lands on turn 6.0, later than its 3-mana cost might suggest. Players who draw it tend to hold it roughly one turn before committing. The 75% battlefield stickiness is solid once it resolves, meaning removal is the main way it leaves play.
The commander distribution is notably spread. 309 distinct players have brought Monologue Tax to a tracked game, and no single player accounts for more than a small fraction of instances. Quintorius, History Chaser leads the top-commander list, and several Treasure-synergy commanders appear in the mix, pointing to two distinct homes: tax-style white control shells and Treasure-engine decks.
- 4% of tracked Commander decks include Monologue Tax
- 73% of drawn copies are cast before the game ends
- T6.0 median first-cast turn across tracked games
- 75% battlefield stickiness once the enchantment resolves
- 309 distinct players have brought this card to a tracked game
- 32% win rate in games where Monologue Tax was cast (normalized to 4-player baseline)
First-cast turn
n=110The "good card" funnel
635 brought · 309 playersOf 635 Monologue Tax copies brought to games, 151 were drawn, 110 of those were cast, and 75% of resolved copies stayed on the battlefield through the end of the game.
Players who cast this card win 32% of the time (n=106) , vs 25% when it never left the library (n=403).
When players drew this card but left it in hand, they won 29% (n=37) — about the same as leaving it in the library. Those players survived long enough to draw it, so the gap above is about the card resolving, not just about surviving.
Observed gap +6.5pp; 95% confidence interval -2.6pp to +15.6pp. Correlational, not causal: powerful payoffs also get cast more often in games you are already winning.
Final zone distribution
166 instancesMost Monologue Tax copies finish on the battlefield or in the graveyard after being removed, with relatively few stranded in hand, a sign that players cast it when they draw it rather than holding it as a late-game answer.
Commanders that played this card
in tracked games-
1
Quintorius, History Chaser
54 decks
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2
Mister Fantastic
26 decks
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3
Aminatou, Veil Piercer
22 decks
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4
Marneus Calgar
10 decks
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5
Ragost, Deft Gastronaut
10 decks
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6
Vihaan, Goldwaker
10 decks
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7
Anti-Venom, Horrifying Healer
8 decks
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8
Invisible Woman
8 decks
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9
Mr. House, President and CEO
8 decks
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10
Ms. Bumbleflower
7 decks
Quintorius, History Chaser leads by deck count, but the list spans Treasure-synergy commanders and tax-style white control shells, showing Monologue Tax earns slots in two distinct archetypes.