Untimely Malfunction
8% of tracked Commander decks run Untimely Malfunction, and when drawn it reaches the stack 58% of the time, with a median first-cast turn of 6.0.
Untimely Malfunction is a flexible red instant from Duskmourn: House of Horror that shows up in 8% of Commander decks tracked on Playgroup Live. That modest share reflects its niche utility: the card earns a slot when a deck needs artifact removal, a redirect, or a last-minute combat trick, but it is not a universal auto-include the way format staples are.
Of 331 copies that reached a player's hand, 58% were cast before the game ended. That is a moderate conversion rate for an instant. Instants face a structural headwind: they can sit in hand waiting for the right target, and games that end quickly leave uncast copies behind. Median first cast lands on turn 6.0, well into the mid-game, which tracks with how situational the card is. Players are not slamming it early; they are holding it for the right moment.
The commander distribution is broad. 537 distinct players have brought the card to a tracked game, and the single heaviest contributor accounts for just 4% of all instances. The data is well-spread, giving the usage numbers meaningful signal across a wide range of red and red-adjacent strategies.
- 8% of tracked Commander decks include Untimely Malfunction
- 22% draw rate across games where it was in the deck
- 58% of drawn copies were cast before the game ended
- T6.0 median first-cast turn, firmly mid-game
- 537 distinct players have brought this card to a tracked game
- 192 total times cast across all tracked games
First-cast turn
n=192The "good card" funnel
1487 brought · 537 playersOf 1487 copies brought to games, 331 were drawn, 192 of those were cast, and most resolved directly to the graveyard, as instants do.
Players who cast this card win 30% of the time (n=181) , vs 27% when it never left the library (n=1019).
When players drew this card but left it in hand, they won 30% (n=124) — about the same as leaving it in the library. Those players survived long enough to draw it, so the gap above is about the card resolving, not just about surviving.
Observed gap +3.1pp; 95% confidence interval -3.7pp to +9.9pp. Correlational, not causal: powerful payoffs also get cast more often in games you are already winning.
Final zone distribution
375 instancesThe graveyard is the dominant final zone for Untimely Malfunction, as expected for an instant that resolves and goes straight to the bin. The small library remainder reflects copies that never found a target or a window before the game ended.
Commanders that played this card
in tracked games-
1
Kuja, Genome Sorcerer // Trance Kuja, Fate Defied
28 decks
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2
Kratos, God of War
20 decks
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3
Krenko, Mob Boss
19 decks
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4
Valgavoth, Harrower of Souls
17 decks
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5
Queen Marchesa
13 decks
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6
Tannuk, Steadfast Second
13 decks
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7
Arabella, Abandoned Doll
12 decks
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8
Jaws, Relentless Predator
12 decks
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9
Magda, Brazen Outlaw
12 decks
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10
Smaug the Magnificent
12 decks
The commander list spans mono-red aggro, red-black combo, and red-white strategies, with no single commander dominating. Untimely Malfunction is spread broadly across red color identities rather than concentrated in one archetype.